Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Top 12 Goth Girl Characters.

Much like my last list, this one has some personal relevance for me. I have what Bear refers to as 'goth face'. No matter what I do or don't do, wear or don't wear, I look like a goth to some degree. Hence, when I see a really great gothy character, I get excited.

So. Here's a top 12.

1. Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice, played by Winona Ryder

I worshipped this character as a kid. Well, her and Jessica Rabbit. One I someday came to be a bit like, the other, not so much.


2. ‘Jane Lane’ from Daria

I am very aware that the Daria show had it’s own actual Goth character on it, but she sucked. Jane however was amazing. I always liked her better than Daria.


3. ‘Jane Margolis’ on Breaking Bad, played by Krysten Ritter

What is it with the gothic girls named Jane? By the way, if you don’t watch Breaking Bad, you’re making a huge mistake.


4. Nancy Downs from The Craft, played by Fairuza Balk

I really wanted powers after this came out. And by powers, I do mean Skeet Ulrich.


5. Wednesday Addams from The Addams Family, played by Christina Ricci

Two people have told me I remind them of her. I think both of them were trying to insult me. Massive fail.


6. Cassandra in Saved!, played by Eva Amurri

Here she is being all in love with Macauly Culkin because he’s in a wheelchair, since us gothy girls are all into sad shit like that.


7. “Cure Girl” played by Madeline Blue in Wet Hot American Summer

This girl only has a few lines but I mean come on. Adorable.


8. ‘April Ludgate’ played by Aubrey Plaza on Parks and Recreation

Alright, so I have in fact only seen one episode ever of Parks and Recreation. But this character is what inspired this list, so I think it counts.


9. ‘Creepy Susie’ from The Oblongs

A morbid chick with a French accent who sets fires. She also seems to be well read.


10. ‘Cat Woman’ in Batman, played by Michele Pfieffer

All of the.. are they Cat Women? Well, they’re all pretty great, but the Michele Pfieffer version seems a whole lot more S&M than the rest.


11. ‘Marla Singer’ in Fight Club, played by Helena Bonham

I remember how excited I was to see Helena Bonham play this new grungry-sexy sort of female lead. But now she, her hubby Tim Burton, and Johnny Depp are all ruining each other and need to be separated by the state. Please.


12. ‘Allison Reynolds’ in The Breakfast Club, played by Ally Sheedy

Sure, she’s horribly depressed, not too witty, has no true fashion to her, and completely cops out at the end, but, sadly, that’s more the fate of the high school goth than the fantasy of Jane Lane. Well, for yours truly at least.

Who am I kidding. Even in pink, I still look like a goth.

This last one isn’t a girl but too adorable to leave out.


Sigmund Marvin, played by Charlie Korsmo, from What About Bob

This was a family favorite of mine growing up. Siggy is insanely cute.

7 comments:

  1. see what blogspot'll getcha? on lj, you'd have 50 comments by now.

    anyway, I just came by to say, it is "Cats Woman".

    meow.

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  2. It's all about kyrsten ritter

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  3. winona ryder and fairuza balk all the way! I think they should do a movie together!

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  4. What about Elvira? And Morticia, Wednesday's mother, is way more Gothic than Wednesday is. But I think Elvira should have been one of the top ones on this list...either before Lydia or after but one of the first two....I Like your list though. :)

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  5. My goodness I did leave out Elvira! Truth be told though, I've never really known much about her. I used to go to this S&M after-hours club thingie in hollywood and they would project old Elvira stuff silently on the walls, but, alas, that was about it.

    As for Morticia she's great but I still like little Wednesday better.

    And thank you :)

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  6. Ms. Ritter has stolen my heart... watching Jane Margolis die was not easy and to my mind the most wrenching scene in the series... and at that point Walter really lost his soul despite varied attempts to regain it subsequently.

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